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If I’m Ever on the News

If I’m Ever on the News

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📰 “If I’m Ever on the News” Capsule — Crisis or Spotlight Message

Whether it’s heroic headlines, a misunderstood incident, or sudden public attention, this capsule lets you speak for yourself before the narrative spins. Record today; PlayMeWhen releases your words only when a verified news mention (or family-triggered alert) occurs, ensuring your loved ones hear your side—calm, clear, and straight from the source.

Quick Recording Tips & Hints

  1. Timestamp & headline – State today’s date and hold up a current newspaper or phone screen to anchor the moment.

  2. Set intent early – Open with why you’re recording: reassurance, clarification, gratitude, or all three.

  3. Cover the “what ifs” succinctly – Outline possible scenarios (accident, achievement, controversy) and your core message for each.

  4. Offer next-step guidance – Provide a contact list, legal counsel name, or PR plan you trust.

  5. Keep it steady & sincere – Speak slowly, 60–90 s max; composure now will calm future chaos.

Future-Oriented Sample Script (≈ 75 s — adapt as needed)

“Hi everyone—recording on [Today’s Date, Year] with the evening news droning behind me. If you’re seeing this, my name just appeared on TV or online, and I want you to hear my voice before any rumors fly.

Why I’m sending this: to reassure you and share clear next steps no matter the headline.

• If it’s good news (award, rescue, big win): celebrate, but please protect our privacy—direct press to [Trusted Spokesperson].

• If it’s confusing or negative: remember my values haven’t changed. Contact [Lawyer/Advisor Name, Phone] before making any statements.

Three things to keep in mind:

  1. Facts will surface—trust patience over panic.

  2. Stick together; media loves gaps they can fill.

  3. I care more about our family’s peace than public opinion.

You’ll find a detailed plan and key documents in the encrypted folder labeled “In Case of Headlines” (password is in Mom’s safe).

I’m calm in this moment, and I want that calm to reach you whenever this message plays. Whatever the storyline, we’ll navigate it with truth and unity.

All my love from the past,

[Your Name]”

Record, lock, and let PlayMeWhen deliver your side of the story the instant the spotlight turns your way.



Your capsules are protected with enterprise-grade encryption and stored on secure servers with multiple backups. We also run regular security checks to make sure your personal messages stay private and safe until it's time to deliver them.

We’ve built a reliable fallback system. If the milestone isn’t met within the timeframe you choose, your capsule will either be delivered on a preset backup date or made viewable at any time — your choice when creating it.

Yes. You have 10 days to update or refine your capsule before it’s permanently locked for delivery. Prefer extra security? You can manually lock it early to prevent changes.

We use secure AI-powered document verification to confirm events like graduations, weddings, and medical milestones — ensuring capsules are delivered only when the moment truly arrives.

You’re always in control. Cancel any time — your already-locked capsules stay safe and will still be delivered as scheduled. You won’t be charged again after the current billing cycle.